Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Sorry, fellas. You look like a bunch of really cool dudes. But I’m awful at drawing caricatures, so now you look like a bunch of weirdos. I don’t know what went wrong. No refunds.
I’m really sorry, Scott and Lorene. This is almost offensive. You must think I’m a real jerk for drawing you both so poorly. I have no excuses. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily and Dog. I really like your matching outfits. Too bad my drawing of you turned out so crappy. You must think I’m an idiot. You’re right. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Adriana and Justin. You both look like very nice people. So I’m even more disappointed in my terrible drawing. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jarod and Rashell. This doesn’t look like either of you. Especially Rashell. I don’t know what the hell happened there. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cary and Sylvie. This is not very flattering for either of you. I tried my best, but I guess my best is still pretty crappy. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe, I drew your plant too big and kinda ran out of room for your head. Which probably isn’t what you wanted. My bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emma. I tried to capture your great smile, but I don’t know how to draw mouths that well. So it ended up looking awful. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Darryl and Teela. This is awful. Darryl’s eyes are all weird and Teela’s nose is the wrong shape. How did I get this awful? Don’t answer that. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nicholas. Leave it to me to screw up a drawing of a handsome firefighter. I’m the worst. No refunds.