Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Taylor. I don’t know what’s going on with your nose in my drawing. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joceyln. I made your nose too big and your eyes too small. This whole drawing is a mess. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Savannah. I made your nose too long and your chin too short. So this looks nothing like you. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Dan. I drew your mouth waaaay too big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lucy. I made your eyes two different sizes. So you look a little crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hazel. This is a disaster of a drawing. Trust me — you don’t look like this. I’m just awful at caricatures. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kevin. I drew your head shape all wrong. And I gave you glasses for some reason. I have no idea what I’m doing. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kelsey & Eddie. I don’t know how to draw teeth very well. So you both look kinda weird. I tried my best. No refunds
I’m sorry, Casey. I made your face too small for your head. I’m always doing that. Please don’t be mad. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sean. I drew your nose too long and your mouth all weird. Now my drawing is all crappy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.