Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Jake. Not only is your head shape wrong, but I drew a mustache on you. I don’t know why. I think I panicked? I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sara. I messed up your mouth and your nose and your cheek. And let’s not even mention your ear. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.
I’m sorry, David & Stella. I made David look really angry and Stella look like a bear. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alison. I made your nose too big and your smile all weird. So this doesn’t really look like you. Congrats on your degree. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amanda. Tom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but all the proportions came out wrong. Sad thing is, this isn’t the first time. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jean-Christophe. Lauren paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it ended up looking really doofy. My bad. Please don’t be mad at Lauren. She didn’t know. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Chad. I tried to capture your badass wrestling persona, but instead I made this weird, lopsided drawing that is really unflattering. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Caitlin. I made your head way too big for your body and your smile is all jacked up. I should probably just stop drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elijah. You didn’t say who you wanted me to draw in your order. So I drew the guy on the right. I hope I got it right. Either way, no refunds.
I’m sorry, Neyssa. You said, “make me look as cute as you can” but unfortunately, this is as good as I can do. I hope you’re not upset. You’re much cuter than this. I’m just awful at caricatures. No refunds.