Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Armand. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you for your birthday but I’m just awful at caricatures so this turned out really crappy so now your birthday is ruined and it’s all my fault. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Naume. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I took up too much room drawing the elephant in your picture so you can’t really see you two. That’s my bad. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cassie. I tried capturing your cool eye makeup, but I screwed it up and now you look like a nightmare and I don’t know how to fix it. I don’t think I’m getting any better at these. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Aleix. Claudia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I got your head shape and face size wrong so it doesn’t really look like you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ari and Joe. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you and your dogs for your wedding, but I’m not good at either people or animals so this drawing is a mess. I hope I didn’t ruin your wedding. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Josh and Amanda. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you two for your wedding but I’m not very good at caricatures so it turned out really awful. Now your wedding is ruined and it’s all my fault. So sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Evelyn. Kevin paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I drew your faces the wrong size for your heads so it doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mike and Winston. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I accidentally drew Winston eating your tongue. Which I hope he’s never done before. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Evelyn. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I messed up your nose and made your eyes too wide so now you look crazy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry Jon and Riz. Emma paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not good at drawing either people or dogs so this is what happened. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.
