Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Shelsea & Adrian. I drew your eyes too wide open. So you both look crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Aimee. This is just ghastly. To be fair, the angle of your head is really odd in your photo. I know that’s not an excuse, but here we are. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kristina & Celine. I’m not very good a drawing mouths. So yours look all weird here. I promise I’ll practice more. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hector & Angela. I drew your face shapes all wrong. That’s why this looks so crappy. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sean. I’m not very good a drawing noses. So this doesn’t really look like you. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Keara. I drew your eye too high. And your nose is all weird. I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Christina. You’re obviously not a skeleton. I don’t know what I was thinking. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jordan. Your chin is too short and one of your eyes is higher than the other. So this looks all weird. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Becci. I tried to capture your expressive eyes, but I think I made the lashes too long so you look kinda weird and I don’t know how to fix it. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patrick and Shannan. I drew you both with crazy eyes. Neither of you have crazy eyes IRL. I’m just awful at caricatures. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.