Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry Zae. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be upset. This is not what you look like. I just really suck at caricatures. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Russ. This was supposed to be a cute drawing of you and Sara, but it turned out awful. When Sara is old enough, please tell her how sorry I am. No refunds.
I’m sorry, AJ and family. I tried really hard to fit all of you into the drawing. So it doesn’t really look like any of you. Sorry. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Corey and Jessie. I think I went a little overboard on your smiles. Now this is all creepy and weird and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Abby. I tried capturing your big eyes, but they ended up kinda scary. And your smile is way off too. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Chanel and Eric. This looks nothing like either of you. Chanel isn’t even showing her teeth in your photo. What’s wrong with me?
I’m sorry, Mama and Payton. I got confused by the snowpeople on your heads and drew you as snowpeople instead of humans. That’s my bad. Happy Holidays.
I’m sorry, Rob and Jessica. You both look very sharp in your photo. Too bad I suck at caricatures so you look awful in my drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nicolle. I drew your eyes looking in two different directions. That’s not right. What’s wrong with me? Please don’t be mad. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. This is awful. Your face is not that round. And your beard is much fuller. I’m just terrible at this. Please forgive me. No refunds.