I’m sorry, Emily and Dog. I really like your matching outfits. Too bad my drawing of you turned out so crappy. You must think I’m an idiot. You’re right. No refunds.
Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Emily and Dog. I really like your matching outfits. Too bad my drawing of you turned out so crappy. You must think I’m an idiot. You’re right. No refunds.