Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Josephine, Matt, and Milk. I forgot to draw Josephine smiling. Matt looks weird. And I don’t know how to draw dogs. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mo. This looks nothing like you. Maybe the glasses? But even those are the wrong shape. I’m the worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sheylla. One of your eyes is too big and your smile is all screwy. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cesar. I screwed up your facial hair and your nose. And everything else, really. Not much to like here. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily. This looks nothing like you. Your nose and mouth are too big and your eyes are two different sizes. All the proportions are wrong. I give up. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elizabeth. I think the weird angle of your picture confused me. So that’s why this looks so screwy. That, and the fact that I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Christina. I tried capturing your great eyes, but I think I made the lashes too long. Now this looks all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I’m a moron. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Noah. I made your face too wide. And your smile is all wrong. I’m not very good a drawing mouths. I hope you can forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bernhard. I was trying out a new way of drawing facial hair and I think it backfired. You must think I’m an idiot. You’re probably right. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lauren, Corey, and Carly. I guess I got carried away with the whole “pretending to eat the baby thing” and drew you actually eating your baby. That’s my bad. Won’t happen again. No refunds.