Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Rachel. I made your nose way too big. This is just awful. I hope you’re not mad at me.
I’m sorry, Georgia and Dom. I think I put the beard on the wrong person. My bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ronald. I-I honestly don’t know what happened here. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam. Not only does this not look like you, it’s also a really crappy drawing. So it’s a double fail. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Robert & Catie. Your teeth aren’t that big. I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Sabrina. This is not what you look like at all. I think I got Sabrina The Teenage Witch in my head. But that’s no excuse because Sabrina the Teenage Witch doesn’t look like what I drew. I’m the worst.
I’m sorry, Will. This looks nothing like you. Like AT ALL. The only thing similar to your picture is the brick wall. I really messed this one up.
I’m sorry, Cadyn. I don’t know why I drew you with a mustache. You’re a baby. Babies don’t have mustaches. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elliott. I drew your mouth sideways. And gave you blonde hair. What the hell is wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Yoann. This looks absolutely nothing like you. Well, maybe when you get older? I dunno. Please check back in 30 years.