Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Rhys. This looks nothing like you. I forgot your beard. Your hair is parted in the wrong place. The whole thing’s a mess. I’m the worst.
I’m sorry, Steve. I have no idea why I drew your mustache so big. You don’t even have a mustache. You have a beard. What’s wrong with me?
I’m sorry, Yesenia & Robert. You look like lovely people. But this looks nothing like you. I don’t know what happened. I’m just really crappy at this.
I’m sorry, Randy. I got confused by your jacket and ended up drawing you as a bear. That’s my bad. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Patricia. There’s so many things wrong with this. Your eyes are too small. Your nose stud is too big. And you don’t have buck teeth. Please don’t be offended. I tried my best.
I’m so sorry, Krysta. I made your tongue way too big and way too gross. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Isiah. I just straight up forgot to draw your facial hair. I don’t know why. You can’t miss it. Anyway – no refunds.
I’m sorry, Julian. I have no excuse for this one. This simply doesn’t look like you. I don’t know what happened. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Laurynas & Lisa. This doesn’t look like either of you. Especially Lisa. I really screwed up her teeth. Sorry about that. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Rachel. Thanks for giving me a second chance, but I think this one turned out even worse than the first one. I hope you’re not mad you paid for it. No refunds.