Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Carleigh & Heather. I dunno why I drew your teeth so big. You both have lovely smiles IRL. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me.
I’m sorry, Mohammad. I got your chin shape all wrong. And gave you stubble. And your ears are sticking out too far. Man, was I even LOOKING at your photo? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily. I got your face shape wrong. And your nose shape wrong. And your chin shape wrong. All your shapes are wrong. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Beatriz & Victor. This doesn’t really look like either of you. Also, I’m not very good at drawing hands. So the whole thing sucks. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Syd. Not only does this not look like you, but it’s also a really crappy drawing. I hope you don’t feel like you wasted your money. Because I would. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elise & Abraham. It was only after I finished did I realize Abraham was wearing makeup and not, in fact, a starfish. That’s my bad. That’s on me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Michelle. I made your eyes WAAAY to big. Now this looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Noah. I don’t know why I gave you a mustache. You clearly don’t have one. I need to pay attention more. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Emily. I don’t know what happened here. Once again, I’ve drawn someone like an old woman. Which you’re clearly not. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Shelby. Your nose is not that big. I’m just awful at caricatures. But hey – at least I got your nose ring, right? No refunds.