Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Kirsty. This just sucks. It looks nothing like you AND it’s a crappy drawing. I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope I didn’t ruin Christmas. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Asu. You’re supposed to exaggerate when drawing caricatures. But I clearly exaggerated the wrong thing here. Sorry. I’m terrible at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bernadette. This looks absolutely nothing like you. I don’t know what happened. Please forgive me. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Andy. Not only does this not look like you, but it’s also a really crappy drawing. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Tyler. I got a little carried away drawing your beard. I’m awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Olivia. I really screwed up your smile. And your teeth. And your nose. And I forgot to draw your friend. I’m the absolute worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jordan. I drew your nose too big and straight up forgot your beard. Dunno how that happened. Besides being terrible at this, I mean. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alex. I tried drawing your really cool hair, but I screwed it up. Along wit your smile. And your hand. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Lexi. This is just awful. I have no excuses. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. But I guess my best is still pretty crappy. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bronwyn and her brothers. It’s kinda hard to miss your big smiles. But somehow I did. I’m the worst. Hope I didn’t ruin Christmas. No refunds.