Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Felicity. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. AT ALL. I’m just really terrible at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather & Jake. This looks nothing like either of you. Heather looks really old and I don’t even know what happened to Jake’s chin. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Konrad. I screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. And pretty much everything else. What can I say besides I’m awful at this? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Katie. Made your ears too big and your hair too curly. Which makes you look really old. Please don’t be offended. I’m trying my best.
I’m sorry, Liz. I know this looks like I didn’t even try. But trust me when I say it’s the best I could do. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jamie. This looks nothing like you. The smile is all wrong and the hair is awful. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cassedy. I tried capturing your smile, but I screwed it up. Now it looks all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I’m the worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry Jamie. I don’t know why I drew you looking so mean. You’re clearly smiling in your picture. And don’t even ask what happened to your beard. I’m not good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Grace. This looks nothing like you. I don’t know what happened. Besides being crappy at drawing caricatures, I mean. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Rianna. I don’t know why I drew you with bangs. Or such a weird smile. Love your music, though.