Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Kayce and Scotty. This looks nothing like either of you. Kayce’s face is much thinner. And Scotty doesn’t have facial hair. What was I thinking? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sasha. I screwed up your hair and your nose and your eyes. Not a lot went right with this one. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Justin. I forgot your facial hair. And your smile. And made your eyes all sleepy. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patricia and Teyonia. This looks nothing like either of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Frank. This is awful. You look like a old man. Which you clearly are not. You’re a baby. I see that now. My bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Beth. Somehow this turned out frightening. I think it’s the sharp teeth. Or the severe eyebrows. Or the fact that I suck at caricatures. Sorry.
I’m sorry, Jarrod. This looks nothing like you. Like at all. It’s like I wasn’t even looking at the same picture. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Annika. I don’t know why I drew you frowning. That’s not what you’re doing in your photo. What’s wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mary. This is a disaster. Why can’t I draw mouths right? Or hands? Or fish? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Daniel. I screwed up your hair and forgot your beard. Dunno how that happened. Hope you’re not offended. This is literally the best I can do. No refunds.