Dirk
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I’m sorry, Dirk. I made your nose and your ear too big and your mouth all weird. Now this looks awful and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.