I’m sorry, Ryan and Serah. I should’ve payed less attention to your cool uniforms and more attention to your likenesses. Now both are awful. No refunds.
I’m sorry, William and Shawnee. This doesn’t really look like either of you. Please don’t be upset with me. Likenesses are not my forte. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nyx and Belial. I don’t know how to draw dogs. Also: how did you order? Do dogs have PayPal. I’m confused. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amy and Chris. This is almost frightening in how bad it is. Why did you pay me to do this? I’m clearly terrible. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Josephine, Matt, and Milk. I forgot to draw Josephine smiling. Matt looks weird. And I don’t know how to draw dogs. No refunds.
I’m really sorry, Scott and Lorene. This is almost offensive. You must think I’m a real jerk for drawing you both so poorly. I have no excuses. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily and Dog. I really like your matching outfits. Too bad my drawing of you turned out so crappy. You must think I’m an idiot. You’re right. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Adriana and Justin. You both look like very nice people. So I’m even more disappointed in my terrible drawing. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jarod and Rashell. This doesn’t look like either of you. Especially Rashell. I don’t know what the hell happened there. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cary and Sylvie. This is not very flattering for either of you. I tried my best, but I guess my best is still pretty crappy. No refunds.