I’m sorry, Cassie. I tried capturing your cool eye makeup, but I screwed it up and now you look like a nightmare and I don’t know how to fix it. I don’t think I’m getting any better at these. No refunds.

Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Cassie. I tried capturing your cool eye makeup, but I screwed it up and now you look like a nightmare and I don’t know how to fix it. I don’t think I’m getting any better at these. No refunds.