I’m sorry, Armand. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you for your birthday but I’m just awful at caricatures so this turned out really crappy so now your birthday is ruined and it’s all my fault. No refunds.

Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Armand. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you for your birthday but I’m just awful at caricatures so this turned out really crappy so now your birthday is ruined and it’s all my fault. No refunds.