“Whoops. Sorry Marc & John. I think I screwed up your facial hair and likenesses. I’m not very good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Zoe & Kit. This looks nothing like either of you. I don’t know what I’m doing. No refunds.”
“So sorry, Steve and Rebecca. This likeness is really crappy. Because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL. My apologies.”
“I’m sorry, Carly, Mike, and Lisa. I tried my best, but this looks nothing like you guys. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kim, Peter, and Jake. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Mandy and Seth. I think I got you two confused with other people. Also, I’m terrible at this. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Tim and Monica. This looks nothing like you two. And there’s a bear in the background. I don’t know what happened. My apologies.”
“Sorry, kids. I’m a real screw up when it comes to caricatures. That’s why one of you is a bear. Stay in school.”
“I’m sorry, Lonnie. You don’t look like a second rate Wolverine in real life. I don’t know what I was thinking. My apologies”
“I’m sorry, Lana. I screwed up your hair, forgot your glasses, and and drew you with a dumb expression. I’m just not very good at this.”