I’m sorry, Nicolle. I drew your eyes looking in two different directions. That’s not right. What’s wrong with me? Please don’t be mad. I tried my best. No refunds.



I’m sorry, William. I really screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. I hope you’re not offended. I know I would be. No refunds.


I’m sorry, Carlye. This is just awful. Your one eye is too big and your smile is all wrong. I really failed on this one, huh? No refunds.


I’m sorry, Danny. Not only does this not look like you, but your chicken friend turned out terrible. Please don’t ask me to draw poultry anymore. No refunds.

Ellen and Michael

I’m sorry, Ellen and Michael. You look like such nice people. That’s why I’m so upset I screwed up your caricature. Please forgive me. I have no idea what I’m doing.


I’m sorry, Elnathan. I tried exaggerating your bottom lip, but I went too far. Now it looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.


I’m sorry, Leonie. Something about the ears on your head screwed me up and I drew you as a cat. My bad. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time this has happened. No refunds.


I’m sorry, Britney. I really messed up your nose. And your eyes. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a mess. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.

Austin & Tiana

I’m sorry, Austin & Tiana. It was only after I finished did I realize that Tiana was not eating Austin – just smiling. I hope I didn’t ruin your anniversary. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.


I’m sorry, Molly. I made your nose way too big and your hair way too short. I’m way to crappy at drawing caricatures. I’m sorry. No refunds.