“Sorry, Tooran and Barry. I don’t know why I made you guys blonde and gave you buck teeth. But at least you’re smiling right? You’re right, I am just NOT GOOD at this.”
“Sorry EJ and Deb. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look anything like you because I am just NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Andy. I tried my best, but you ended up looking more like the evil deamon Gorulax. I hope you’re not offended.
“Hi Dan. You said to make you look pretty. So I drew you as Kathy Ireland. I hope that’s what you meant. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Nicholle & Eric. Thank you for giving me a second chance, but I panicked and drew you as a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. I hope you’re not mad.”
“Sorry, Nicholle & Eric. I thought I’d be clever and draw you guys with moustaches and kaiser helmets, but it just looks dumb. I’m sorry.”
“Sorry, Kate & Franklin. I tried my best, but you both ended up looking much meaner and blonder than I wanted. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Kristin. I forgot your hat and made your chin waaaay too big. I’m just not very good at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Wesley. I think I was watching Beavis and Butthead while drawing your caricature. But that’s no excuse. I apologize.”