“Sorry, Dale & Liz. I tried drawing you as pirates, but you turned out looking like a werewolf squeezing Cyndi Lauper to death. I’m just NOT good at caricatures.”
“I’m sorry, Rich, but I didn’t notice your beard until I was already done. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kabakoff/Blackwood family. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you guys. And I drew your daughter like Slick Rick. Dunno what happened there. I’m sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Mike. I tried to capture your expression from your photo, but I really screwed it up. I hope you’re not mad. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Ben. I don’t know why I drew you with such comedically oversized glasses on. You don’t even wear glasses. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Liam and Jack. Your mom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but you ended up looking like two fat guys with moustaches because I’m not very good at caricatures. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Ryan. Somewhere along the way, you ended up looking like a grizzled prospector. I hope you’re not mad. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Jodi. I tried drawing your curly hair, but it ended up looking like dreadlocks. I hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m sorry, Tim. I really screwed up the size of you and your son’s heads. And your likenesses. In fact, this whole drawing is a disaster. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Sahar. I guess I went a little overboard on your expression. And gave you curly hair for some reason. What was I thinking?”