“I’m so sorry, Maggie & Caitlin. I think I screwed up which one of you is taller. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Freeds. You don’t look like this at all. I’m just NOT good at drawing caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Kristina & Adam. I did it again, didn’t I? Damnit. Must be something about winter clothes. I am just NOT good at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Adrianne. Your scarf kinda took over your face here. But in my defense, it IS a very nice scarf. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Valerie. I think I screwed up which one of you is the puppy. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kerri & Erika. I think I exaggerated the wrong feature. I’m not very good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Jessie. I drew your hands way too big. And way too hairy. I’m just not good at drawing hands. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Interrobang. I got carried away with the whole smiling thing. Hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Adam. Your smile isn’t that creepy. I’m just really bad a caricatures. Also: you were great in Dukes of Hazzard. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kristina & Adam. I saw that you’re winter sports enthusiasts and tried to draw you in winter gear, but it backfired and looks creepy. I’m so sorry. No refunds.”