“I’m so sorry, guys. I’m sure the little one isn’t a monster. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds”
“I’m sorry, Charlotte. This turned out terrible. I’m not really getting any better at this, am I?”
“Sorry Quiggs & Sebastian. You both ended up looking like cowboys because I’m NOT very good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.
“I’m sorry, Will. I don’t know what happened to your chin here. Or your hair. MAN I’m terrible at this.”
“I’m sorry, Tara & Dave. I hope this wasn’t some sort of anniversary gift because I really screwed this up and I don’t give refunds. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Lori & Grimace. I tried my best, but this doesn’t really look like either of you. Hope you’re not offended. I’m just really bad at this.”
“I’m so sorry, Sean. I made you bald and screwed up your facial hair. MAN I’m bad at this…”
“I’m sorry, Melissa. Your hair is straight, not curly. And you don’t wear glasses. This drawing is a disaster. I apologize.”
“I’m sorry, Katie. This looks nothing like you. I’m just not very good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
I’m sorry, Thomas. Why I thought you had glasses, a moustache, and and afro, I have no idea. No refunds.