“I’m sorry, Kriston. I really screwed up your hair. And your glasses. And just about everything else. I’m just NOT GOOD at this. I apologize.”
“I’m sorry, Adriana. I’m just NOT very good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Marcello & Taylor. I tried my best, but your caricature turned out really crappy. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, William. Your boys are not really this fat. I’m just really bad at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not offended.”
“Sorry, Eric & Nicholle. I know you said you wanted a picture of you guys in Angkor Wat, but I don’t know to draw that, so I drew McDonalds. I hope you’re not mad. I’m just not very good at this.”
“Hi Will. Thanks for giving me a second chance, but I think I screwed up even worse. My apologies. I’m just REALLY BAD at drawing caricatues. Didn’t you know that by now?”
“I’m sorry, Dan & Michelle. This didn’t turn out how I intended AT ALL. I’m just not very good at this. Sorry.”
“So sorry, Brad. This looks nothing like you. I’m just not very good at likenesses. I hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m sorry, Charlie and Maggie. I forgot your glasses and gave Charlie a bucket hat he wasn’t wearing. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, you guys. This might be the crappiest drawing I’ve ever done. No refunds.”