I’m sorry, Nicolle. I drew your eyes looking in two different directions. That’s not right. What’s wrong with me? Please don’t be mad. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, William. I really screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. I hope you’re not offended. I know I would be. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Carlye. This is just awful. Your one eye is too big and your smile is all wrong. I really failed on this one, huh? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Danny. Not only does this not look like you, but your chicken friend turned out terrible. Please don’t ask me to draw poultry anymore. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ellen and Michael. You look like such nice people. That’s why I’m so upset I screwed up your caricature. Please forgive me. I have no idea what I’m doing.
I’m sorry, Elnathan. I tried exaggerating your bottom lip, but I went too far. Now it looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Leonie. Something about the ears on your head screwed me up and I drew you as a cat. My bad. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time this has happened. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cammeron. I’m not very good at drawing expressions. So this turned out really crappy. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. I forgot your facial hair and made your dog look like a weirdo. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. All the proportions in this drawing are wrong. The nose. The mouth. The shades. And did I forget your hat? What’s wrong with me? No refunds.