I’m sorry, Lucinda. This doesn’t look like you. Your hair color is wrong and your glasses are too small. Hope you’re not offended. No refunds.



Hi, Argyle. Miranda paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it doesn’t really look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. I’m sorry.


I’m sorry, Matthew. Despite taking a really long time with the shading, this still looks nothing like you. No refunds.


I’m sorry, Brian. In my defense: this is actually a pretty good caricature. Just not of you. Which is probably what you wanted. My apologies. No refunds.


I’m so sorry, Dian. I tried my best, but this caricature didn’t turn out so good. In fact, I think it’s pretty horrible. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.


I’m so sorry, Pete. This looks nothing like you. Like AT ALL. I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. I apologize.

The Williams Family (3rd Chance)

“I’m so sorry, Williams Family. Every year, you order a holiday caricature and every year I screw it up. You’d think one of us would wise up by now. WHELP thanks for your blind optimism. Happy Holidays.”

Nelie & Kyle

“I’m sorry, Nelie. Your friend Kyle paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I am NOT good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. Happy Birthday.”


“Sorry, Janet. Not only did I forget to draw your glasses, but I forgot to draw a good caricature. I hope you’re not upset.”

Heather & Tyler

“I’m sorry, Heather and Tyler. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you two at all. Probably because I’m NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”