Corinne, Jay & Family (6th Chance)
Listen, Corinne, Jay, and Family – stop ordering these. Every year you order one and every year I screw it up. When will you learn? No refunds. Ever!
Sorry, fellas. You look like a bunch of really cool dudes. But I’m awful at drawing caricatures, so now you look like a bunch of weirdos. I don’t know what went wrong. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Omar. There’s too many people in your photo. So I couldn’t draw much detail on anyone. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Richard. you and your friends looks really nice. So I’m sorry I butchered everyone with my drawing. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.
“I’m so sorry, Williams Family. Every year, you order a holiday caricature and every year I screw it up. You’d think one of us would wise up by now. WHELP thanks for your blind optimism. Happy Holidays.”
“I’m sorry, Nelie. Your friend Kyle paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I am NOT good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. Happy Birthday.”
“I’m sorry, Heather and Tyler. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you two at all. Probably because I’m NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Charles & Teresa. This doesn’t look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Aaron and Victoria. I tried my best to capture the magic of your wedding day, but it turned out crappy because I’m not very good at this. Hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m really sorry, Hank and Sherry. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’m just really bad at this. I hope you’re not offended.”