Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
“So sorry, Wes. I don’t know why I drew you with glasses on. You don’t wear glasses. What’s WRONG with me?”
“Sorry, Josh. You are obviously not a cat. I really need to practice this more.”
“I’m sorry, Zabeth. I drew you with really big ears. Your ears really aren’t that big at all. Hope you aren’t mad.”
“I’m sorry, Nick. I drew you with way more hair than you really have. Not that you’re going bald! I’m going to shut up now. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Jacki. Josh paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I am REALLY bad at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Casey. I tried to do one of those "cool dude” caricatures like you get on the Boardwalk, but somehow a moustache crept in there. My apologies.“
“So sorry, Greg. You have a full head of hair. I don’t know why I left it out. My apologies.”
“I’m sorry, Cindy. I was watching anime while drawing this. You do NOT look like a Japanese cat lady.”
“I’m sorry, Erika. A lot of things went wrong with this drawing. I hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m sorry, Dawn. I tried to draw your smile, but it looks like you have buck teeth. Man, I am NOT good at this.”