Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
“I’m sorry, Dawn. I tried to draw your smile, but it looks like you have buck teeth. Man, I am NOT good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Sara. You said you liked reading sci-fi. I don’t know why I drew you playing the trumpet. And male. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Chris. This looks nothing like you at all. All I can say is that I tried my best.”
“Sorry, Kit. I didn’t even get your gender right on this one. I am TERRIBLE at this.”
“Yikes. Sorry, Christian. I honestly don’t know what happened with this one.”
“Sorry, Devry. I don’t know what I was thinking. You’re obviously not a robot.”
“I’m so sorry, Ray. I just can’t draw facial hair very well. I promise I’ll practice more.”
“I’m sorry, Dave. You look nothing like a grizzled film noir detective. I can’t apologize enough.”
“I’m sorry, Alicia. For some reason I thought you were a man wearing a hat. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kristi. I forgot your glasses and made your hair a lot shorter. I’m not very good at this.”