Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
“I’m sorry, Ross Family. You’re not that fat and your baby is not a zombie. I’m just really bad at caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Stacy and Veronica. I tried my best, but you both turned out looking like elderly white women. I’m not very good at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Tim. Somewhere along the line, you turned into a robot and your son turned into Ripley from Aliens. I’m really bad at this.”
“I’m sorry, Koller family. I was SO CLOSE on this one. I don’t know WHAT happened at the end there. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Paul. This caricature looks nothing like you. The monocle, the buck teeth. It’s all wrong. I am just NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Misty. You’re way prettier than this in your picture. I don’t know what happened. Ah jeez…”
“Sorry, Renae. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too well because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Trish. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it ended up looking like Mario because I am NOT good at this. Sorry.”
“I’m so sorry, Ruth. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it looks nothing like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Jonathan. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I’m not good at drawing caricatures.”