Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
“I’m sorry, Freeds. You don’t look like this at all. I’m just NOT good at drawing caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Kristina & Adam. I did it again, didn’t I? Damnit. Must be something about winter clothes. I am just NOT good at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Adrianne. Your scarf kinda took over your face here. But in my defense, it IS a very nice scarf. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Valerie. I think I screwed up which one of you is the puppy. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kerri & Erika. I think I exaggerated the wrong feature. I’m not very good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Jessie. I drew your hands way too big. And way too hairy. I’m just not good at drawing hands. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Interrobang. I got carried away with the whole smiling thing. Hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Adam. Your smile isn’t that creepy. I’m just really bad a caricatures. Also: you were great in Dukes of Hazzard. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kristina & Adam. I saw that you’re winter sports enthusiasts and tried to draw you in winter gear, but it backfired and looks creepy. I’m so sorry. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Dale & Liz. I tried drawing you as pirates, but you turned out looking like a werewolf squeezing Cyndi Lauper to death. I’m just NOT good at caricatures.”