Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
“Yikes. I’m sorry MJ & Denise. You’re both much prettier than how I drew you. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Kevin. I forgot your glasses and got your hair color wrong. I’m just NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.
“Sorry, Roy. I forgot to draw your hair. I’m just really bad at caricatures. No refunds.”
I’ll be drawing caricatures LIVE at the Small Press Expo in Bethesda, MD Sept 14-15. Stop by Table D9B and get disappointed in person.
“So sorry, Jim. This looks nothing like you. I should just give up trying to do these because I am TERRIBLE at them.”
“I’m sorry, Reid. I didn’t even get your GENDER right on this one. JEEZ I am just NOT GOOD at this.”
“I’m so sorry, Nick. You guys look much more cheerful than I drew you. Guess I’m just not good at drawing smiles.”
“Sorry Jacob & Dyl. I thought that cone was your nose and by the time I realized it wasn’t, I was already done. No refunds.”
“Hi Page Family. I’m so sorry about this. You all look very nice and happy in real life. I’m just not good at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not upset.”
“Yeesh. Sorry, Ryan and Laura. This doesn’t look like you two AT ALL. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”