Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
“So sorry, Mickey. I really screwed up your mouth. And eyes. And hair. MAN, what is wrong with me?”
“Sorry, APS. I got carried away and drew waaay too many fingers on your hand. I’m just really bad at drawing hands. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Theo. For some reason, I thought you had a mustache. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Viola. Not only is this a bad drawing of you, it’s a bad drawing of anyone. I am just NOT good at this. My apologies.”
“Sorry, Greg & Colleen. This looks nothing like you two. Or your cat. I really need to get better at this if I’m going to keep charging people. No refunds.”
“Did I put the moustache on the wrong person? I think I put the moustache the wrong person. I’m so sorry, Jonathan & Rex.”
“I’m sorry, Jon. This looks nothing like you. I wish I was a better caricature artist like you, but I’m not. Still, if you want any pointers, just let me know.”
“I’m sorry, Tim. I thought you had a moustache and your friend had a soul patch. I really should look more carefully at the photos, huh? Sorry.”
“Dah! I’m sorry, Taylor. I drew you much older. And also with a hat on. I don’t know why. I apologize.”
“Sorry, Adriana. I’m not very good at drawing hair, so that’s why your hair looks messed up here. No refunds.”