Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Lucinda. This doesn’t look like you. Your hair color is wrong and your glasses are too small. Hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
Hi, Argyle. Miranda paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it doesn’t really look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. I’m sorry.
Hello, friends! Been getting a lot of questions about this site since I mentioned it on this week’s Draw-Off. So here’s a FAQ of sorts:
Q: Is this site still active?
A: Yup. Go ahead and place your order by clicking on that yellow button.
Q: How do I send you my photo?
A: You’ll be redirected to a submission form after placing your order.
Q: How do I send multiple photos?
A: Please email them to badcariactures@gmail.com
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Yup.
Q: How long will it take to get my caricature?
A: I’ve gotten literally hundreds of new orders this week. Please be patient.
Q: Can I rush my order?
A: No.
Q: Can you tell me where I am in the queue?
A: No.
Q: Will I get my caricature by Thanksgiving / Christmas / my sister’s birthday / etc?
A: I’ll try my best.
Q: Will you refund my order if I don’t like my caricature?
A: Not really getting the whole point of the site, huh?
That’s it. Thanks for visiting. And I’m sorry.
I’m sorry, Matthew. Despite taking a really long time with the shading, this still looks nothing like you. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Brian. In my defense: this is actually a pretty good caricature. Just not of you. Which is probably what you wanted. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Dian. I tried my best, but this caricature didn’t turn out so good. In fact, I think it’s pretty horrible. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Pete. This looks nothing like you. Like AT ALL. I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. I apologize.
“I’m so sorry, Williams Family. Every year, you order a holiday caricature and every year I screw it up. You’d think one of us would wise up by now. WHELP thanks for your blind optimism. Happy Holidays.”
“I’m sorry, Nelie. Your friend Kyle paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I am NOT good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. Happy Birthday.”
“I’m sorry, Heather and Tyler. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you two at all. Probably because I’m NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”