Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Bianca. I made your smile too big and I think I forgot your glasses. Man, I’m really bad at this. I’ll practice more. Promise.
I’m sorry, Greta. I don’t know why I drew you with glasses. You don’t have glasses in your picture. What’s wrong with me? Sorry.
So sorry, Crystal. This doesn’t look like you at all. But in my defense, I said I wasn’t very good at this.
I’m sorry, Misty. I tried my best, but this didn’t turn out too good because I’m not very good at this. Hope you’re not offended.
I’m sorry, Jayden. I tried my best, but this doesn’t really look like you. I think I even put your nose ring on the wrong side. -sigh- I’m real bad at this.
Sorry, Jason. I don’t know why I drew you with a mustache. You don’t have one. MAN I’m really bad at this. I’m sorry.
Sorry, David & Amy. I tried my best, but this caricature turned out really crappy. I guess I should practice more, huh? No refunds.
Ah jeez. I’m sorry, Jess. I guess I got carried away drawing your dragon onesie and did a crappy job drawing you. Hope you’re not offended.
I’m sorry, Julia. I got nervous halfway through drawing your caricature and ended up drawing you as a cat. Hope you’re not offended.
Sorry, Michelle. This is not a very good caricature of you. I guess I should practice more before I start charging folks, huh? No refunds.