Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Kimberly. This looks nothing like you. It looks more like a middle-aged blonde woman. Which I’m pretty sure you’re not. I’m the worst.
I’m sorry, Arden, Eric, and Phoebe. I wasn’t sure who was who. So I think I swapped one of your faces with the dog’s face. Common mistake. At least for me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Tori. I made your nose too big and your eyebrows too bushy. This is not what you look like at all. Please don’t be offended. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Rachel. Everything about this is wrong. Your eyes, your smile, your nose. It’s a real disaster. I apologize. No refunds.
Sorry, Hayden. Your fish hat confused me. That’s why I drew you as a fish. That’s my bad. That’s on me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Melissa. This makes you look like an old person. You’re not an old person. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be offended.
I’m sorry, Kate & Erin. I really screwed this one up. I dunno why I made Erin’s hair dark and her face so angry. Please don’t be mad at me. But if you are, I understand.
Whelp. Sorry, Ianto. I completely forgot your chest. Dunno how that happened. I’m the effing worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ben. I dunno what the hell happened here. Your eyes are too big and I forgot your beard. I’m just awful at this. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jaime. Your nose is not this big. I think I exaggerated the wrong thing. Now this looks dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.