Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Felix & Zoe. This doesn’t look like either of you. I really need to practice more. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Selena. This is not what you look like. Like at all. I’m just really awful at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam. I- I literally don’t know who this is a drawing of. Because it sure ain’t you. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Daniel & Christina. I drew Christina too big and kinda ran out of room to draw Daniel. That’s on me. Sorry. I’m not very good at this.
I’m sorry, Samantha. Not only did I forget to draw your glasses, but I think I got confused by your friend’s shirt. Please forgive me. It was an honest mistake. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Luke & Katie. This is an awful drawing of you two. I forgot Luke’s beard and Katie looks insane. I’m not getting any better at this, am I? Sorry.
I’m sorry, Kelsey, Tanner, & Alfie. Not only am I terrible at drawing people, but I’m even worse at drawing dogs. Please don’t be mad at me. Merry Christmas.
I’m sorry, Thomas & Anastasia. I have no idea why I didn’t draw you smiling. You’re both clearly very happy people. I’m terrible at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Taryn. I don’t know why I drew your ferret so terrifying. It’s clearly not. I’m just really awful at this. No refunds
I’m sorry, Brett & Family. Your kids are really cute. I’m sorry I made them look so weird. I hope you didn’t use this as your holiday card. No refunds.