Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Yeesh. I’m sorry, Jack. I have no idea why I drew your mouth like that. And your eyes aren’t that droopy. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kathleen. I made your nose ring too big. And your nose. And your lips. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lenee. I have no idea what happened here. Besides a really crappy drawing. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Cerys. This is awful. Your lips are too big and your eyes are nightmarish. I tried my best. But I guess my best is still pretty crappy.
I’m sorry, Zac. I made your chin too big and your nose all weird. Please don’t be mad at me. I have no idea what I’m doing.
I’m sorry, Rikki. I tried putting more details on your eyes and lips, but it ended up looking really weird and I don’t know how to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, John. This looks absolutely nothing like you. Dunno how that happened. I was looking at your photo the whole time. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Julian. I have no idea why I gave you a mustache. You’re clearly too young to have one. I have no idea what I’m doing. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily. This is awful. I forgot to draw your glasses and made you look real sassy for some reason. I’m the worst at this. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, John & Paul. It was only after I finished that I realized neither of you have facial hair like I drew. But I can’t go back and fix it. My apologies. No refunds.