Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Kurt. I don’t even know where to start with this one. I drew your hair wrong, forgot your glasses, and gave you a goofy smile. I suck at this.
I’m sorry, Kayce and Scotty. This looks nothing like either of you. Kayce’s face is much thinner. And Scotty doesn’t have facial hair. What was I thinking? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sasha. I screwed up your hair and your nose and your eyes. Not a lot went right with this one. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Justin. I forgot your facial hair. And your smile. And made your eyes all sleepy. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patricia and Teyonia. This looks nothing like either of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Frank. This is awful. You look like a old man. Which you clearly are not. You’re a baby. I see that now. My bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Beth. Somehow this turned out frightening. I think it’s the sharp teeth. Or the severe eyebrows. Or the fact that I suck at caricatures. Sorry.
I’m sorry, Jarrod. This looks nothing like you. Like at all. It’s like I wasn’t even looking at the same picture. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Annika. I don’t know why I drew you frowning. That’s not what you’re doing in your photo. What’s wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mary. This is a disaster. Why can’t I draw mouths right? Or hands? Or fish? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.