Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Sharon & Clement. I think I drew glasses on the wrong person. That happens more often than not with me. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather and CJ. This looks nothing like either of you. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just really awful at likenesses. No refunds.
I’m sorry, The Murpheys. I drew your sunglasses too big. So there was no room for your faces. Also, I see you went to Paris. That’s cool. I’m not about to try and draw the Eiffel Tower though. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jon. I made your mouth too wide and one of your eyes larger than the other. I guess proportions aren’t really my thing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Peyton & Pap. I really screwed this one up. Both of your smiles are awful and Peyton’s eyes are all weird. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Maria. I don’t know why I drew you looking so sad. You’re not sad in your picture. I’m just really awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nolberto. I… I have no idea what happened here. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. This is a double fail. It’s anything but blessed. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bryan. I wasn’t sure who you wanted me to draw. So I combined you both into one. Now I realize that was a bad idea. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kurt. I don’t even know where to start with this one. I drew your hair wrong, forgot your glasses, and gave you a goofy smile. I suck at this.