Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Cammeron. I’m not very good at drawing expressions. So this turned out really crappy. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Debbi. I have no idea who this is a drawing of. But it sure ain’t you. I don’t know what happened. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. I forgot your facial hair and made your dog look like a weirdo. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. All the proportions in this drawing are wrong. The nose. The mouth. The shades. And did I forget your hat? What’s wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Craig. This looks nothing like you. You hair is too light. Your eye is too big. Your smile and chin are all wrong. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Astrid & Troy. You probably wanted a nice caricature of you two to celebrate your engagement. Instead, you got this. I’m sorry if I ruined your engagement. No refunds
I’m sorry, Molly. I screwed your caricature up pretty bad. Especially your nose and chin. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. I just suck. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sayge. This turned out kinda scary. I think it was because half of your photo was in shadow. I know that’s no excuse, but here we are. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Halle. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I can see that now. I’m sorry I didn’t try to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Francesco & Karen. I forgot Francesco’s glasses and beard. And Kristen’s smile is too big. I really screwed this whole thing up. I hope you’re not mad at me. No refunds.