Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, William. I really screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. I hope you’re not offended. I know I would be. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Benjo. Not only does this not really look like you, it’s also a pretty crappy drawing. Like, what’s up with the hairline? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds
I’m sorry, Carlye. This is just awful. Your one eye is too big and your smile is all wrong. I really failed on this one, huh? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nikki. I made your face too small and your hair too big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not upset. I know I would be. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Danny. Not only does this not look like you, but your chicken friend turned out terrible. Please don’t ask me to draw poultry anymore. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ellen and Michael. You look like such nice people. That’s why I’m so upset I screwed up your caricature. Please forgive me. I have no idea what I’m doing.
I’m so sorry, Tanya. This looks nothing like you. I don’t know who it looks like but it’s not you. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elnathan. I tried exaggerating your bottom lip, but I went too far. Now it looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Chris. I really messed up your facial hair. And your nose. And your head shape. Nothing about this is right. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Leonie. Something about the ears on your head screwed me up and I drew you as a cat. My bad. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time this has happened. No refunds.