I’m sorry, Armand. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you for your birthday but I’m just awful at caricatures so this turned out really crappy so now your birthday is ruined and it’s all my fault. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cassie. I tried capturing your cool eye makeup, but I screwed it up and now you look like a nightmare and I don’t know how to fix it. I don’t think I’m getting any better at these. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Evelyn. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I messed up your nose and made your eyes too wide so now you look crazy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alexander. Only after I was finished drawing did I realize you’re holding a can in your picture and not your nose. That’s my bad. Apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Abby. Emily paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I made your neck too long at your eyes too small. So it doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Katie. I drew your nose waaay to big and upturned. And the less we say about your mouth, the better. This whole thing is a big fail for me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Liz. I know you probably wanted me to include Kyle Mclaughlin in your drawing but I ran out of space. Please don’t be mad at me. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ivana. Natalia paid me to draw a caricature of the two of you but I screwed it up and you both look all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jake. Not only is your head shape wrong, but I drew a mustache on you. I don’t know why. I think I panicked? I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amanda. Tom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but all the proportions came out wrong. Sad thing is, this isn’t the first time. No refunds.