I’m sorry, Alexander. Only after I was finished drawing did I realize you’re holding a can in your picture and not your nose. That’s my bad. Apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Abby. Emily paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I made your neck too long at your eyes too small. So it doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Katie. I drew your nose waaay to big and upturned. And the less we say about your mouth, the better. This whole thing is a big fail for me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Liz. I know you probably wanted me to include Kyle Mclaughlin in your drawing but I ran out of space. Please don’t be mad at me. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ivana. Natalia paid me to draw a caricature of the two of you but I screwed it up and you both look all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jake. Not only is your head shape wrong, but I drew a mustache on you. I don’t know why. I think I panicked? I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amanda. Tom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but all the proportions came out wrong. Sad thing is, this isn’t the first time. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elijah. You didn’t say who you wanted me to draw in your order. So I drew the guy on the right. I hope I got it right. Either way, no refunds.
I’m sorry, Neyssa. You said, “make me look as cute as you can” but unfortunately, this is as good as I can do. I hope you’re not upset. You’re much cuter than this. I’m just awful at caricatures. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lucy. I made your eyes two different sizes. So you look a little crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. No refunds.