I’m sorry, Becci. I tried to capture your expressive eyes, but I think I made the lashes too long so you look kinda weird and I don’t know how to fix it. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patrick and Shannan. I drew you both with crazy eyes. Neither of you have crazy eyes IRL. I’m just awful at caricatures. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
Qira’s Dad
I’m sorry, Quira’s Dad. Quira paid me to draw a caricature of you as a gift, but I messed it up because I’m not very good at caricatures. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Qira’s Mom
I’m sorry, Quira’s Mom. I got your head shape wrong. So this doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
Ben & Yoan
I’m sorry, Ben & Yoan. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. Or hands. Or caricatures, really. Happy Anniversary. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emilie. I messed up your nose. And your mouth. And your eyes. And your chin. There’s not much to like here. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jordan. You probably sent me this picture to show me what a terrible caricature of you looked like. Little did you know that I could do worse. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam and Haylee. You look like nice people. And your dog is very cute. But this is an awful drawing of all three of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please forgive me. No refunds.
Megan
I’m sorry, Megan. I made your nose too upturned, your ear too big, and your smile too weird. This whole thing is a mess. I understand if you’re disappointed. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Vianet and Uriel. I drew your eyes too open. So you look creepy. I’m sure you’re not creepy in real life. I’m just not very good at this. No refunds.