I’m sorry, Naume. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I took up too much room drawing the elephant in your picture so you can’t really see you two. That’s my bad. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ari and Joe. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you and your dogs for your wedding, but I’m not good at either people or animals so this drawing is a mess. I hope I didn’t ruin your wedding. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mike and Winston. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I accidentally drew Winston eating your tongue. Which I hope he’s never done before. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry Jon and Riz. Emma paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not good at drawing either people or dogs so this is what happened. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Jenny. I honestly don’t know which turned out worse — you or the monkey. Either way, this drawing is a disaster. I should probably stop drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, David & Stella. I made David look really angry and Stella look like a bear. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
