I’m sorry, The Murpheys. I drew your sunglasses too big. So there was no room for your faces. Also, I see you went to Paris. That’s cool. I’m not about to try and draw the Eiffel Tower though. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Peyton & Pap. I really screwed this one up. Both of your smiles are awful and Peyton’s eyes are all weird. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kayce and Scotty. This looks nothing like either of you. Kayce’s face is much thinner. And Scotty doesn’t have facial hair. What was I thinking? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patricia and Teyonia. This looks nothing like either of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather & Jake. This looks nothing like either of you. Heather looks really old and I don’t even know what happened to Jake’s chin. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Austin & Tiana. It was only after I finished did I realize that Tiana was not eating Austin – just smiling. I hope I didn’t ruin your anniversary. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Adam & Erink. This looks nothing like either of you. I’m not really sure what happened. Besides me being really crappy at drawing caricatures, of course. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jordan & Lindsay. I really screwed this one up. Especially Lindsay’s hair. I don’t know what I was thinking. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Neesh & Amanda. I got confused by Neesh’s elephant costume and accidentally drew him as a elephant. That’s my bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Robyn & Joshua. This looks nothing like either of you. Robyn, you don’t wear glasses and Joshua, you’re not a dandy fop with a mustache and monocle. I have no idea what I’m doing.