I’m sorry, Darryl and Teela. This is awful. Darryl’s eyes are all weird and Teela’s nose is the wrong shape. How did I get this awful? Don’t answer that. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Corey and Jessie. I think I went a little overboard on your smiles. Now this is all creepy and weird and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Chanel and Eric. This looks nothing like either of you. Chanel isn’t even showing her teeth in your photo. What’s wrong with me?
I’m sorry, Mama and Payton. I got confused by the snowpeople on your heads and drew you as snowpeople instead of humans. That’s my bad. Happy Holidays.
I’m sorry, Rob and Jessica. You both look very sharp in your photo. Too bad I suck at caricatures so you look awful in my drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ellen and Michael. You look like such nice people. That’s why I’m so upset I screwed up your caricature. Please forgive me. I have no idea what I’m doing.
I’m sorry, Astrid & Troy. You probably wanted a nice caricature of you two to celebrate your engagement. Instead, you got this. I’m sorry if I ruined your engagement. No refunds
I’m sorry, Francesco & Karen. I forgot Francesco’s glasses and beard. And Kristen’s smile is too big. I really screwed this whole thing up. I hope you’re not mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sharon & Clement. I think I drew glasses on the wrong person. That happens more often than not with me. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather and CJ. This looks nothing like either of you. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just really awful at likenesses. No refunds.