Russell & Liz
I’m sorry, Russell and Liz. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. That’s why yours look so weird here. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
Lindsey & Josh
I’m sorry, Lindsey and Josh. I screwed up your noses and your mouths. I’ve never been good at drawing either. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
Lupe & Joe
I’m sorry, Lupe and Joe. I drew your smiles all weird. Like, am I supposed to draw the teeth or not? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Devin & Brooklynn
I’m sorry, Devin & Brooklynn. This doesn’t look like either of you. The proportions are all wrong. I hope you’re not mad at me. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.
Gabriele & Barbara
I’m sorry, Gabrielle and Barbara. You both look really weird in my drawing. But in my defense, the angle of your photo is really weird too. Either way: no refunds.
Kai & Lara
I’m sorry, Lara. Kai got this for you as a gift for your anniversary. I hope you’re still together. No refunds.
Annie & Nora
I’m sorry, Annie and Nora. I messed up your noses. And smiles. And pretty much everything else. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
Haylee & Marc
I’m sorry, Halyee and Marc. This drawing turned out real doofy. Which is not what you paid for. My apologies. No refunds.
Anthony & Olivia
I’m sorry, Anthony and Olivia. You both look really old in my drawing. Not what I was trying to do. Please don’t hate me. No refunds.
