I’m sorry, Liz. I know you probably wanted me to include Kyle Mclaughlin in your drawing but I ran out of space. Please don’t be mad at me. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ivana. Natalia paid me to draw a caricature of the two of you but I screwed it up and you both look all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, David & Stella. I made David look really angry and Stella look like a bear. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kelsey & Eddie. I don’t know how to draw teeth very well. So you both look kinda weird. I tried my best. No refunds
I’m sorry, Shelsea & Adrian. I drew your eyes too wide open. So you both look crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kristina & Celine. I’m not very good a drawing mouths. So yours look all weird here. I promise I’ll practice more. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hector & Angela. I drew your face shapes all wrong. That’s why this looks so crappy. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patrick and Shannan. I drew you both with crazy eyes. Neither of you have crazy eyes IRL. I’m just awful at caricatures. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
Ben & Yoan
I’m sorry, Ben & Yoan. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. Or hands. Or caricatures, really. Happy Anniversary. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam and Haylee. You look like nice people. And your dog is very cute. But this is an awful drawing of all three of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please forgive me. No refunds.