I’m sorry, Justin. Kayla paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not very good at drawing mouths so you both look really awful. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Turhan and Tulin. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not very good at caricatures so this is what you get. I hope you’re not offended. That wasn’t my intention. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Josh and Amanda. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you two for your wedding but I’m not very good at caricatures so it turned out really awful. Now your wedding is ruined and it’s all my fault. So sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Evelyn. Kevin paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I drew your faces the wrong size for your heads so it doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mike and Winston. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I accidentally drew Winston eating your tongue. Which I hope he’s never done before. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry Jon and Riz. Emma paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not good at drawing either people or dogs so this is what happened. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Omar. Rose paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I got the face proportions all wrong. So it looks really awful. Please don’t be made at me. Or Rose. She didn’t know. No refunds.
I’m sorry Kaliq. Alisa paid me to draw a caricature of your two but I’m not very good at them so it looks really weird. This is NOT what you look like IRL. I’m just really bad at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mario. Bailee paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I messed up your noses and mouths so it doesn’t really look like you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Like AT ALL. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jenny. I honestly don’t know which turned out worse — you or the monkey. Either way, this drawing is a disaster. I should probably stop drawing. No refunds.