I’m sorry Jon and Riz. Emma paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not good at drawing either people or dogs so this is what happened. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Omar. Rose paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I got the face proportions all wrong. So it looks really awful. Please don’t be made at me. Or Rose. She didn’t know. No refunds.
I’m sorry Kaliq. Alisa paid me to draw a caricature of your two but I’m not very good at them so it looks really weird. This is NOT what you look like IRL. I’m just really bad at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mario. Bailee paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I messed up your noses and mouths so it doesn’t really look like you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Like AT ALL. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jenny. I honestly don’t know which turned out worse — you or the monkey. Either way, this drawing is a disaster. I should probably stop drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Liz. I know you probably wanted me to include Kyle Mclaughlin in your drawing but I ran out of space. Please don’t be mad at me. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ivana. Natalia paid me to draw a caricature of the two of you but I screwed it up and you both look all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, David & Stella. I made David look really angry and Stella look like a bear. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kelsey & Eddie. I don’t know how to draw teeth very well. So you both look kinda weird. I tried my best. No refunds
I’m sorry, Shelsea & Adrian. I drew your eyes too wide open. So you both look crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.