I’m sorry, Liz. I drew your eyes looking in two different directions. So you look crazy. I’m sure you’re not crazy in real life. I’m just clueless. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Taylor. I don’t know what’s going on with your nose in my drawing. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joceyln. I made your nose too big and your eyes too small. This whole drawing is a mess. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Savannah. I made your nose too long and your chin too short. So this looks nothing like you. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Dan. I drew your mouth waaaay too big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lucy. I made your eyes two different sizes. So you look a little crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hazel. This is a disaster of a drawing. Trust me — you don’t look like this. I’m just awful at caricatures. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kevin. I drew your head shape all wrong. And I gave you glasses for some reason. I have no idea what I’m doing. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Casey. I made your face too small for your head. I’m always doing that. Please don’t be mad. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sean. I drew your nose too long and your mouth all weird. Now my drawing is all crappy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.